BE AN ASSHOLE IN 2018
Forget diets and bucket lists. This 2018, why not strive to be a better person?
Here's advice from some random people on how not to be an asshole
"Don't care so much."
"Stick to your promises. Everyone has the innate ability to be an asshole. Just don't act on it."
"Drink more alcohol and have a lot of fun."
"Don't roll your eyes so much when you're bitching about someone."
"Think before you speak."
"Just be more mindful and kind."
"Be friends with people who are bigger assholes than you."
"If you're going to propose to a girl, get her a really big diamond."
"Give what you get, and get what you give."
"Know how to open the door for a woman."
"Reply to messages on time and don't forget your best friend's birthday."
"Stop ghosting people, it's just rude."
"Always be polite — politeness hides any truth."
—Michael von Schlippe
"Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer."
"Stop saying, 'we should hang out soon', when you don't mean it."
"Treat others the way you want to be treated."
Text: Adibah Isa
Photography: Robin Thang
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