We highly recommend treating yourself to the soothing caress of a soft, drapey pair of printed trousers. Rub vigorously instead of counting to 10 the next time your boss p*sses you off. Matter Prints sideswept dhoti trousers in Iching Stone.
Nothing says 'uptight corporate zombie' than a staid, restrictive pair of pumps, but dressy sandals will give your toesies (and overall vibe) a much-needed breather. Souliers Martinez Procida woven leather sandals, available at Net-a-Porter.
A bikini strap tan line-exposing halter top is basically a gunpoint coercion to ask you about your vacation. Use sparingly and responsibly. T by Alexander Wang crinkled-satin halterneck top, available at Net-a-Porter.
Make sure to leave some beach paraphernalia (a bottle of sunscreen or swimsuit bottom, maybe?) peeking out of your open-top bag, as though you 'forgot' to unpack them. Nannacay Maria pompom-embellished woven raffia tote, available at Net-a-Porter.
Linen sundresses= stealth vacay style. They're already de rigueur in sunny Singapore, but it's all about the 'tude. Missed the MRT? Laugh exaggeratedly and sip on an imaginary cocktail. Lisa Marie Fernandez maxi dress, available at Net-a-Porter.
The perks of wearing sunglasses in the office? 1) protection from the glare of your laptop screen's UV lights. 2) colleagues will think you've lost your marbles and avoid engaging you in small talk. Winning! Retrosuperfuture Gia Fadeism Rose sunglasses.
Staycationer bonus: smart pyjamas. Cover your *ss by reading up on sleep science to support your campaign for workplace power naps. Sleeper I'm Tickled Pink pyjama set.