Keanu Reeves and Saint Laurent: The best thirsty reactions from Twitter

2019's news cycle can be a little depressing, but once in a while, the universe benevolently drops a nugget of sunshine into our laps. Keanu Reeves's recent press blizzard for John Wick 3 and Toy Story 4 — including a GQ cover story and new campaign for Saint Laurent — is one of those rare nuggets. Reeves has been winning the celebrity game longer than many of his fans have been alive, and it's not hard to see why; he's mostly unproblematic (that we've discerned so far), elusive enough to avoid exposure saturation, and, let's cut to the chase, a straight-up snacc. His crossover appeal is vast, possibly unmatched, and to prove it to you, we've assembled the best thirst tweets directed at the Matrix star below.

me: i’m gay
keanu: spins in a long coat
me: i’m bisexual

— Katy (@nothankuuplease) April 15, 2019

Well, sexuality is fluid...

And now I’m pregnant......With triplets..... #YoureTheZaddy pic.twitter.com/IebDyf2g27

— Lu Vincenti (@LuVincenti) April 16, 2019

Mazel Tov! Have you informed the triplets' father yet?

None of us may be sufficiently prepared, sure, but we'll adapt just fine.

I know I'm already 41, but I still want to be Keanu Reeves when I grow up.

— Marcelo Martinez III (@supermarty77) October 13, 2018

It's never too late! Shame, though, that you can't use SkillsFuture credits on this life goal.

pic.twitter.com/b5evkd2WgA

— Phoenix 909 (@Phoenix_909) April 15, 2019

We would have preferred to avoid the s-word, but when it comes to Keanu... Who wouldn't be, TBH?

Some of us gave a great deal of confidence in our gynaecologists!