Dress in your best Versace dress, only to have it end up on the floor when the day's over
Keep a pet squirrel — we all know it's the real "sexy motherf*cker" from 'Treasure'
Bruno Mars looks for "girls with the big old hoops" in 'Chunky' — we think Caroline Issa's pair is on point
Strut in your birthday suit like in 'The Lazy Song'... or stay in for the greater good of mankind
'When I was NOT your man'... dance with another man and trade Bruno Mars up for '90s-era John Travolta
Be a young, wild girl and make a mess out of someone after you sing that anthem, 'Young Girls'
Throw some perm on your attitude, or get an actual perm
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice? Either way, chug one down for posterity in a tribute to 'Marry You'
Get your chucks on, preferably with some Saint Laurent like in 'Uptown Funk'
Sprinkle some good old 24-carat gold on your drinks, on top of a cupcake and anything else that deserves the Midas touch