With the recent WannaCry ransomware cyberattack hitting the globe, it got us thinking: What would we do if the Internet shut down? Scary thought, IKR. Think of all the skills we would have to learn — like cooking instead of ordering from UberEATS, and actually asking someone out on a date instead of swiping right. Fret not. In preparation for the end of the world, we have come up with an Internet-free survival guide. Read it, print it, and store it for safekeeping. You're welcome.