1. "Tennis has never looked this good. Perhaps it's time to sign up for lessons."
2. "I will climb that like a tree, Melissa McCarthy-style."
3. "In my next life, I want to be a dolphin."
4. "I can't tell if his eyes are green or blue, but boy are they piercing through my soul."
5. "I think...I need to lie down."
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