It pays to be man's best friend — more so if the man in question has graced the cover of Forbes multiple times. As the 1 percent of the canine world, your humblebrags might include a window seat view from your master's private jet, Louboutin heels that double up as chew toys, and champagne for breakfast. So now that Christmas has arrived, here's a look at some presents these furry kings could expect to receive.  

 

On the first day of Christmas, my master gave to me...

Instagram | @ibelincoln

A title deed to an Old World vineyard so I'm well hedged against the tide of nouveau riche Chinese buying up vintage Bordeauxs.

 

On the second day of Christmas, my master gave to me...

Instagram | @chandonsky

A Christmas tree surrounded by presents in my favourite colour — orange, in the shade of Hermès, no less. 

 

On the third day of Christmas, my master gave to me...

Instagram | @chloetheminifrenchie

An eight-course degustation dinner prepared by the alumni from Noma. And no, the amuse bouche was not kibble.

 

On the fourth day of Christmas, my master gave to me...

Instagram | @colbythecavapoo

A joy ride on a private jet. I didn't invite any of my friends. My presence would suffice. 

 

On the fifth day of Christmas, my master gave to me...

Instagram | @ernie_driver

Downton Abbey. Just kidding, Downton's kind of small. Please ignore the roughly-hewn lawn, somebody's on their way to tidy it up and install a few topiaries. 

 

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